omfg just why why why elmo WHY
brb dying
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude
- english boys: U ALRIGHT LUV GET UR LOVELIES OUT FOR THE LADS
- australian boys: oi give us a gob cunt
- american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
- arab guys: you want to make friendship
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Aside From This Distant Shadow, There Is Nothing Left /Loma Prieta
if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart
Today was Destine’s last day at my house. which means I get my bathroom to myself again. But it also means I’ll be home by myself a lot. Which means I’ll be lonely. But I can also have people come over when moms not here and not have to worry about it being awkward with Destine here. But it also means I won’t have someone to buy me cigarettes. This is a bittersweet day.
Incidentally, I have to volunteer at the food bank later and I’m not really looking forward to standing for 3 hours straight because my feet still hurt from wearing heels yesterday. Help.
